“WITHER N.F.L. CHEERLEADERS?”
OFFICIAL N.F.L. “T & A” FROM OFFICIAL N.F.L. WEB SITE: N.F.L.’S Saint Louis Rams’ “Cheerleader” from St. Louis Ram Web site.
“Cheerleader’s” Name Not Provided on Web site. Anonymous “Cheerleaders”‘s Photographers ARE named on Web site! (Scott Rovak and Jason Vinlove)
FLUMMOXED EDITOR ASKS, “WITHER N.F.L. CHEERLEADERS?”
Researching the National Football League (N.F.L.) in the summer of 2015, I discovered a rather discouraging phenomenon. Many N.F.L. franchises make an incredible amount of money off of their “cheerleaders.”
This is as newsworthy as discovering Sports Illustrated has little to do with sports. “Sports Illustrated”‘s principle year-long money-maker is its “Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue,” which features 97 percent female humans’ uncovered breasts and buttocks with associated appendages, 3 percent suits, and no sports whatsoever.
Of course, it will never occur to Sports Illustrated that it is a sports magazine, because it is raking in so much cash over its conversion to “T & A.” “T & A” is the common term now utilized for what editors called “cheesecake” in the 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s.
“T & A” are prominently featured upon all official N.F.L. franchises Web sites. They are more popular than team schedules, team news, players’ news, or coaches and management news.
N.F.L. “T & A” posters present incredible revenue streams directly to the N.F.L.. Models and/or “cheerleaders,” exploited to the point of being stripped of their very names, get nothing. As stated, the above N.F.L. “cheerleader” doesn’t have a name or a revenue stream! The photographers do! But, not the models/”cheerleaders.”
I’ve talked with professional cheerleaders that work for the N.F.L. and also the National Basketball Association (N.B.A.). In general, they’re happy in their part-time jobs. All conceded their pay is “lousy.” One said her pay was barely above minimum wage. Nonetheless, all stated they enjoy opportunities their profession gives them to meet people and have fun.
One cheerleader told me her team wanted to hire her, because of her spirit, but that she would first have to undergo breast enhancement surgery, or as she called it, “a boob job.” She got the “boob job,” got hired, enjoys her work, and says her boyfriend is crazy about new opportunities bestowed upon him by the plastic surgeons.
WHY GIVE THEM NAMES?
The notion that cheerleaders have names has never occurred to the N.F.L. Cheerleaders are commodities, much like beer concessions. Since they have no skills or abilities other than jumping up and down and jiggling, they are easily replaced. Why give them names?
Because the N.F.L. is stealing millions of dollars from them, that’s why!
“Cheerleaders” are professional models, even if their only skill is bouncing up and down and jiggling. They’re human beings! They deserve names! They deserve checks made out to those names for fair percentages of poster sales, calendars, and other lucrative cheerleader-related offshoots.
EVOLUTION OF EDITORS’ EVOLVING NAMES FOR “T & A.”
“T & A” is editors’ latest abbreviation for “Tits’nAss.” “Tits’nAss,” yet another editors’ abbreviation, stands for “Tits and Ass.”
What “T & A” have to do with professional sports has always escaped this former editor of three newspapers and–in a pinch–sportswriter, with 48 years’ experience.
Replacing its exploitative, derogatory, and ethically-challenged “Swimsuit Issue” with an authentic sport-oriented special “Sports Illustrated Swimming Issue” covering actual athletes that actually swim, devote themselves to water sports or diving MAY occur to corporate media conglomerate “Time Inc.,” formerly in the news business, which publishes Sports Illustrated and 90 other magazines, after “Time, Inc.” goes out of business.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A FOOTBALL HELMET LOGO!
As far as my fall 2015 story, I was simply looking for a football helmet logo for the N.F.L. franchise called the “Saint Louis Rams.” All N.F.L. teams have their own Web sites, which are good sources of information. There was no football helmet for the N.F.L. franchise, the Saint Louis Rams. There was the above unnamed “cheerleader.”
NOTHING MAKES SENSE IN THE N.F.L.
Nothing makes sense in the N.F.L.:
People have ALWAYS known about concussions and severe head injuries!
Countless males gimp around the United States with “football injuries” sustained from junior high all the way to the pros. They think they are impressing the girls. Right. All young women are attracted to meatheads that sustain concussions every weekend.
When I first started playing tackle (8th grade) our coaches told us if we knocked our opposing player out of the game, our team would win the game. In the locker room, those on our team who hit opposing players hard enough to stun them off the field were lauded in the locker room.
LAZY, SURE! THAT’S WHAT WATCHING FOOTBALL IS ALL ABOUT!
BUT, NOW ADD “STUPID”
Misnaming the upcoming Super Bowl “Super Bowl 50” is for phenomenally-lazy N.F.L.ers, unwilling to accept the National Football League’s proud 49-year tradition of utilizing Roman numerals. The slippery slope of the United States purposefully ignoring other cultures and fundamental knowledge, in general,, continues unabated.
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THE ABOVE IS ABOUT PROFESSIONAL N.F.L. CHEERLEADERS ONLY.
Collegiate cheerleading often involves both sexes, tumbling, and excellent gymnastics. Many collegiate cheerleaders are, plain and simple, athletes in their own rights.
CLEAVAGE DISCERNIBLE FROM THE NOSEBLEED SEATS BE DAMNED!
It’s time for the N.F.L. to hired actual athletes. Collegiate cheerleading often involves both sexes, tumbling, and excellent gymnastics. Many collegiate cheerleaders are, plain and simple, athletes in their own rights. Let them demonstrate their skills!
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WNBA QUERY:
Should the Women’s Basketball Association (W.N.B.A. hire “Chippendales™” to Scream Gleefully as They Scamper Onto the Field or Court, Blinding the Audience with Their Brilliant White Teeth, and Bouncing up and Down so the Crowd can Appreciate the Contents of their Jock Straps?
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